Saddest Book Cover Ever?

Dustin Diamond (who, for some unfathomable reason, is alive) has released the cover to his 'tell-all' memoir "Behind the Bell". 

Checklist for Mr. Diamond's cover:
1. Have a picture of me like I'm going to take over for John Edwards on "Crossing Over"
2. Use old image of the cast of that show I used to be on, what was it called?
3. Make sure that image isn't photoshopped too well. Leave a lot of random color on the outside, yeah. No more.
4. Use said random color to create me a 'headline'. Sexy.

Someone go shoot him and the person who 'put this together'