Children's Books = Scary As Hell

The Huffington Post has posted a series of the most disturbing Children's Book covers this side of ...something clever. Hit the jump for more insight into the warped minds of authors writing for younger audiences here.

Thanks to Cisco for the tip (sorry it took so long!)

Vampires Were So 2009

In this new age of 2010, we, as a culture are so beyond the vampire craze that swept the world last year. Now, it's all about the angels. No, not that Gabriel Biblical crap. Real angels...that suck energy from humans and are very sexy.

And they tell us gays we're going to hell.

Happy new year!

Awesome Pulp Fiction (For Real, Not The Movie) Covers

Flickr user Hang Fire Books has compiled a series of 16 "ugly" bookcovers and posted them so you, the people, can see them. Anyone who can call this important piece of literature ugly is a baboon wearing a hot topic tee. Guaranteed.

Check it out here. (the books, not the baboon)

Saddest Book Cover Ever?

Dustin Diamond (who, for some unfathomable reason, is alive) has released the cover to his 'tell-all' memoir "Behind the Bell". 

Checklist for Mr. Diamond's cover:
1. Have a picture of me like I'm going to take over for John Edwards on "Crossing Over"
2. Use old image of the cast of that show I used to be on, what was it called?
3. Make sure that image isn't photoshopped too well. Leave a lot of random color on the outside, yeah. No more.
4. Use said random color to create me a 'headline'. Sexy.

Someone go shoot him and the person who 'put this together'