That's Right: Look at It

So my Twitter followers already know how much I loathe and despise love Gaga's new amazingly awful album cover that apparently isn't a joke.

Chrome colored bubble type people.

Let that sink it.

Chrome. Bubble.

Someone inform this woman that she's officially useless now.

Who The Gay Hell Gave This Person A Job?

In other questionable design news, Disney has released a poster for their upcoming "Sorcerer's Apprentice" movie featuring Nicolas Cage playing Nicolas Cage pretending he can act. If it were 1987, or if it were a fantasy novel for a low-end publisher, I would have no objection to this treatment.

Since it is neither of those things, i now have a design headache. One that only Futura can cure.

Liberache Has Met His Equal: Adam Lambert

Ok, so there is gay and then there is this sugary neon too pink far too 80s tranny glam not terribly functional glove makeup extravaganza of ponies and rainbows.

Your move, Elton John

Saddest Book Cover Ever?

Dustin Diamond (who, for some unfathomable reason, is alive) has released the cover to his 'tell-all' memoir "Behind the Bell". 

Checklist for Mr. Diamond's cover:
1. Have a picture of me like I'm going to take over for John Edwards on "Crossing Over"
2. Use old image of the cast of that show I used to be on, what was it called?
3. Make sure that image isn't photoshopped too well. Leave a lot of random color on the outside, yeah. No more.
4. Use said random color to create me a 'headline'. Sexy.

Someone go shoot him and the person who 'put this together'