Kid Sings, Does Things I Can't

So Justin Beiber 2.0 has hit the scene at some random school function it seems. This one is younger, more soulful and considerably less lesbianyismish. Good for him. Or is it?

Bum bum BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

*denotes dramatic theme tune, which I wrote myself on the toilet.