If Lost Were A Sitcom

This is obviously exactly how the show should end. This Jack has large arms, they look...meaty. Best part of the entire thing: Faux Claire crying her eyes out and exclaiming the immense difficulty involved in leaving the jackasses she's stranded with.

Poor Claire, poor us for LOST sucking it up so far. Poor Jehovah's witnesses for seeing him in the shower that one time and not being able to stop talking to everyone else about it.