Smartest Child Ever

See, one family is teaching them correctly. The others are voting for Donald Trump.

More Superbowl Ad(s): Star Wars + Car

This one is less homo-erotic, more awesome. I want a Volkswagen now. NOW.

I'll wait.

Republican

That is all.

Kid Sings, Does Things I Can't

So Justin Beiber 2.0 has hit the scene at some random school function it seems. This one is younger, more soulful and considerably less lesbianyismish. Good for him. Or is it?

Bum bum BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

*denotes dramatic theme tune, which I wrote myself on the toilet.

Hero: 10 Year Old With More Sense Than Most of America

>So, I always hated the entire forced pledge thing. It felt like we were being brainwashed...to be patriotic zombies. In space. Watch it and remember that this kid has more balls than 90% of us. 

So the damn thing insists on having two of itself. Fine CNN, go for the overkill.

How Rhytmic: 3 Year Old Gets Down To Thriller

I can do that. ::flips hair:: bitch.

Blog World: My First Fail

So it's just a bunch of "cute" kids doing stupid things. It amused me. I don't see how being interested in penises is failing, but eh. I mean I did that when I was 6 or 7, but not on statues. I was the youngest person in Georgia with a restraining order. Check out the site here.

So blogger's picture upload is apparently fucked. So..just imagine a picture. Preferably one with unicorns and daggers.

EDIT I fixed it. Because I'm made of awesome

Kid Decides Logical Way To Become Transformer Is Drink Gas

A 14 year old in China has been drinking gasoline daily since he was nine to become a powerful warrior like Optimus Prime (seen above, surprisingly the child doesn't look like this yet).

Two things:
1. His parents are concerned about it now??

2. His father uses not being good at math as an example of how bad it's become. A chinese boy, not good at math! The world is ending surely.

read the article here.

New Blog: Why The F*ck Do You Have A Kid?

Ah, I love it when people come up with good specific, albeit random things to blog about. Today's submission? "Why the fuck do you have a kid?" of course. Showing that America is the place to be if you're 12, have extra $20s laying around and have nothing better to do than accidentally procreate. That's what the founding fathers were all about. Look how happy Franklin is there on that baby.

Check it out here

More Kids Who Are Cooler Than Me

Here's a twelve year old busting out the Star Wars cantina theme on a harp. Yes, you can bust out something on a harp, Tupac did it I'm told.

Even better than how talented the kid is? When the zombie starts attacking out of the left side of the screen at 0:21. He doesn't even flinch though, he plays a harp. Enjoy.