Christina Strikes Again

Oh, topical humor. I'm so on top of things....that happened in February.

To the B to the R to the A to the V to the E

In honor of Aguilera's apparent flub at that cereal bowl where men jump around in tight pants and hit one another. Here's Maya Rudolph showing how it's *really* b-done.

VH1 (does that channel even exist anymore?) DIVAS: The Lullaby Edition

This lady is my new hero. Check out Elissa Rosenthal doing some spot on impersonations of nearly every female singer of the past decade. It pleases my face, much like money does. Money and coke.

The drink. Coke. The drink.

Christina Aguilera: 20 Years Of Blonde Women In One Video

I really don't know what to say about this. It just premiered about two hours ago and the comment board on the site is less than kind. Do you think it's copyright infringement if she has pretty much shot-for-shot scenes with Madonna's Human Nature? Does Gaga have her eye circling trademarked? Someone call Gloria Allred. Also, is that the staircase from parts of Express Yourself? Is she doing this on purpose? I have officially given myself a headache over a goddamn Christina Aguilera video. That's enough.

Also, due to a bit of the F bomb, the video is NSFW.