Homo Geekgasm?

Lady Gaga? check
Dorky people? check
Boys in costumes? check

Yes. It works.

Christina Strikes Again

Oh, topical humor. I'm so on top of things....that happened in February.

The Gaga Lineup

Number 7 stole a loaded grocery cart of potatoes from Piggly Wiggly. Then used them to make a dress.

Gaga's "Judas": Don't Watch if You Have to Pee

It's *almost* a return to form for dear little Gaga after the train wreck that was Born This Way. We can all rest assured that she is not birthing an entire nation of "retarded" Madonna babies.

Yay us!

That's Right: Look at It

So my Twitter followers already know how much I loathe and despise love Gaga's new amazingly awful album cover that apparently isn't a joke.

Chrome colored bubble type people.

Let that sink it.

Chrome. Bubble.

Someone inform this woman that she's officially useless now.

Epically Awful: Chubby Homo With Target Agenda

Yeah, it's pretty amazing. And by amazing I mean...I watched 30 seconds of it and decided to let you, the people, react instead of me.

Aside from that chubby homo title. That was a little catty.

Rawr.

Yet Another 492834 Minute Lady Gaga Clip

Here we go. Lady Gaga's newest mini-epic for "Born This Way" was released this morning and it features a lot of...underwear. It also has Gaga as a form of god/mother of all which is an absolutely frightening prospect as there is only so much leotard to go around. Imagine the shortages.

I'll go write my thesis on why we need more purple spandex to support this.

Born This (or That) Way (or Another)

I, personally, am confused as to what kind of message she's sending out here. I feel it's republican propaganda. With pandas.

The Illustrated Telephone

I, for one, know that the first time I heard Gaga's Telephone, that I needed a two color 50's style animated textbook to go along with it. THANKFULLY Andrew Kolb heard my prayers and provided this rather badass one.  Check out the full awesomeness here.

VH1 (does that channel even exist anymore?) DIVAS: The Lullaby Edition

This lady is my new hero. Check out Elissa Rosenthal doing some spot on impersonations of nearly every female singer of the past decade. It pleases my face, much like money does. Money and coke.

The drink. Coke. The drink.

Lady Gaga Out-gays Herself

Sorry about the lack of posts guys and gals, I have been on the vacation!
So I'm meeting this with a kind of general indifference. She's seemingly doing her "Like a Prayer" except less racy...and more....gay.

Did someone instruct her to look bored the entire time. She looks like she may be pondering whether or not she left the oven on. This is almost as sad as Christina's video (not that we expected much from her anymore).

Also, the kind of Paranormal Activity ending? Bleh.

I want the end of the Paparazzi trilogy already.

Christina Aguilera: 20 Years Of Blonde Women In One Video

I really don't know what to say about this. It just premiered about two hours ago and the comment board on the site is less than kind. Do you think it's copyright infringement if she has pretty much shot-for-shot scenes with Madonna's Human Nature? Does Gaga have her eye circling trademarked? Someone call Gloria Allred. Also, is that the staircase from parts of Express Yourself? Is she doing this on purpose? I have officially given myself a headache over a goddamn Christina Aguilera video. That's enough.

Also, due to a bit of the F bomb, the video is NSFW.

Telephone: Finally Explained

I, for one, thought the last half of the video was brilliant. I also enjoy Josie and the Pussycats...like....a lot.

UPDATE: So yeah, I'm not kidding. Tara Reid was even watchable. Did you know that if you put glasses on her, she's a museum curator. True story, just ask Uwe Bole

Gay Men Cannot Lip Sync

Monster by David Fudge at fabulis from fabulis on Vimeo.


Now granted, it's not the atrocity that was the "Teeth" video, but wow this is silly looking. I hope I don't look like this to my neighbors. ::peeks out the blinds:: Ah, who am I kidding? I look worse, it's like a tranny mess version of Metallica when I'm in here.

Gaga Drives the Pussy Wagon

Yes, I know it's trite and mainstream. I, however, have listened to this song six times today. I also want phone hair, and to murder an entire diner. Then have a Queer Eye host report it on the news. Ahh, relevance.

I still HATE the product placement in her videos. Also, who in Tarantino's camp signed off for her to drive that? They deserve death, or a medal.

Fantastic: Gaga in Wonderland

http://video.ign.com/dor/articles/923215/black20-trailer-park/videos/black20_prt_gaga_in_wonderland_30410.html

You can go there, it's worth it. The site, however, seems to be absolutely confused on what "embed" codes look like. I say its the crack. It could also be Cher.

Meanwhile in the Fortress of Solitude

I somehow missed this Gaga doozy after the grammys made me sad. I adore her. It's official. I am like every other homosexual and twelve year old girl in the world, she pleases me. It seems, however, that the poor guy who had to sit behind her is less enthralled.

Westboro Finds Something Else God Hates

Fred Phelps and his satanic cult of a family over at Westboro Baptist have found yet another thing that God doesn't care for. Of course it's mostly related to the gays, but it's slightly different, in that it has a vagina.

In other news, their signs are getting better. Good for them. And the evil Christian of doom looks fierce.

Sorry for being rather late on delivering this news, you know me. lazy.

Fatality! Celebrity Kung Fu

Atom has posted this, the mother of all fighting games involving Octomom. Pick your fighter, pick your douchebag opponent, and fail as the terrible control scheme sends you to a certain death at the hands of Glen Beck.

Check it out here.

...Even If It's Bold-Italic

Ok, something is seriously wrong when leading jokes make you laugh. Of if you know what leading is. Note to self: finish puberty so you can be a graphic design geek with a beard. Other note to self: find out what puberty is.

Thanks to Cisco for delivering the funny in email form.