You're Smiling Aren't You?

1. I totally have a crush on the mustachioed DQ guy.
2. I totally remember her, not from her Olympic glory...but from Rite Aid commercials.
3. I like piñatas.

That is all.

It....Gets.....Betahhhhrrrr

We never knew about the Wizard Cancer Snape! We never knew! :sobs:

That Awkward Moment When...

Voldemort just feels like showing you how important you really are.

BlogWorld: Douches of Grindr

For you homos out there, you know how awful some of the jackasses on the app are. Here's a blog that just points it out a bit further. Check out all the douchebaggery hereish.

Jared Does This For Me Sometimes

It's very sweet.

Jesus Was A Kind Fellow

That's a dedication to a flock if I've ever seen one.

Ignorance is Bliss

Christina Strikes Again

Oh, topical humor. I'm so on top of things....that happened in February.

Agreed. Gorramn Vegans.

I don't wanna be a hater, but think about it. Hispanic people aren't *quite* as important as bees, but they still deserve some kind of nominal "oh don't squish that spider it IS living" respect.

Unless you live here in Georgia or Arizona. Then, not so much apparently.

This is How It Happens?

Jesus is coming back as a cannibalistic toddler girl.

Sweet. That's exactly how I pictured it. Beau Dieu my ass France.

Skewing Via Verbatim

Ah, sometimes they deliver. Like Domino's. I want pizza.

Could be Disheartening

Well, except for me of course. There's a "well done" measurement at the end you see....

Eh oh, dick jokes. That's what I'm doing. I gotta go to bed.

Best Movie Tagline Ever.

Yeah, that sums it up. Because hills really had a bad rap before The Sound of Music, and actually since then too. They developed eyes...and zombies and shit.

Check out AdWeek's full list of the top 66 (because, that's the best top ___ number ever) here.

Perfectly Timed Photos Are Timed...Perfectly

Go visit the website or Godzilla bird here will peck you like the scrumptious birdseed you are. Birdseed person....you. God I need to go back to sleep

Check out some more here.

Republican Stew

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it's tastier when it's from a socialist soup kitchen.

Peeing: A Helpful Guide

I used to be a number 2. Then I stopped giving a shit. ......

Note: Don't use scatological curses when talking about body waste. /note

Check out the full list of the sad state of guys taking a whiz here.

This Amused Me....In A Sad Way

They seem delightfully serious about it most of the time. That makes it slightly uncomfortable. Like a boner in seventh grade math class at the board. That *never* happened to me. So I can't relate.

I CAN'T RELATE.

You've Never Strafed Before But It Feels Great!

It's like old times. Kristen Schaal in hilariousness. The good times never end.

Unless you hit the fuel tank, bitches

This is Why My 360 is Collecting Dust

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Shit can go down.

But for real, this guys deadpan is amazing. I'm jealous. Of that and his surely spectacular abdominal region.

He's cooler than me.

It's Ballet! I'm Gay and I don't care!

Alas, the friend of the sassy gay persuasion is what we french call "back". This one is funny. I promise. I also promise candy canes for every boy and girl in the world*

*after the nuclear holocaust.