Sandra Bullock Fights Nazi Husband With Black Circumsions

I hear some people like Sandra Bullock and perhaps "The Blind Side" inspired her to promote white people saving minorities or something, but she has announced that she adopted a little black baby. :: cue awws and general indifference ::

The real fun part comes when, during her interview talking about her Nazi propaganda toting soon to be ex, she discusses holding a bris for the child (for those of you not in the know, that's a Jewish circumcision ritual). Take that Hitler, black babies with no foreskin.

Johnny Depp Named Sexiest Man Alive: General Bleh Ensues

I may be the odd man out, but I don't particularly find him that attractive. He kind of looks like he could be Clay Aiken's mom if she forgot to pluck.