Liza Minnelli, Now With Flipped Birds

Number one: When did she start looking like this again?
Number two: I've looked these shots over thoroughly. The shopping is either amazingly well done or very minimal.

Number three: I'm confused.

Regardless, I kinda appreciate these a bit. That makes me gayer than ever.

Chris Evans Does GQ

There really wasn't too much to say. Here's Chris Evans being all sexy and stuff in GQ.

So yeah. That happened.

The Original Charlie Bucket: Right

Fuh real?

Fuh real.

Time is a fickle bitch, much like fate.

James Franco is Still Doable

See, there's proof.

Happy Birthday to the Pretty!

Joseph Gordon Levitt is turning 30 today! To celebrate I'm going to masturbate to watch Mysterious Skin and Inception.

Good times.

Pathetic: Tyler Perry

Because no one has more of a right to complain about being associated with crude stereotypes than Tyler Perry, word comes in that he's suing creators of The Boondocks to put a cease order on their episode that paints him as an aggressive, flamboyant gay man. I can't possibly imagine where this idea would have come from....suggestions?

NOOO! Rue McClanahan Died :(

Everyone's favorite southern hussy Blanche Devereaux has passed away today at the age of 76. McClanahan died from a massive stroke. This leaves Betty White as the sole surviving member of The Golden Girls. My entire gay world has been put into yet more shambles. Best wishes to the family, we have lost a truly wonderful talent.

Sandra Bullock Fights Nazi Husband With Black Circumsions

I hear some people like Sandra Bullock and perhaps "The Blind Side" inspired her to promote white people saving minorities or something, but she has announced that she adopted a little black baby. :: cue awws and general indifference ::

The real fun part comes when, during her interview talking about her Nazi propaganda toting soon to be ex, she discusses holding a bris for the child (for those of you not in the know, that's a Jewish circumcision ritual). Take that Hitler, black babies with no foreskin.

Lizzy Caplan Looks....Sex

Here's everyone's (my) favorite Party Downer looking all hookerish? Sexy?
Well, she is mostly covered...by her boots. She posed for a series for Complex, and here's one of my favorite shots.Regardless, I'm just happy to post something about her. Enjoy.

Truly Shocking News: Ricky Martin's A Gay

In today's most truly earth-shattering news, Ricky Martin has stepped out of his boa-draped, glittery closet and admitted he may indeed be a homosexual. My jaw dropped to the floor of course. Never in a million years would I have believed that the rugged, manly man (see picture above) could be gay. I just don't buy it. That and mayonnaise, just don't like the stuff.

James McAvoy, Lumberjack

Look! It's James McAvoy (Mr. Tumnus himself) looking like he's just come in from a dirt-free, labor-free lumberjack camp. This is for (one of the) GQ magazines in the world and just so they know, I would do him. This is a fact. Enjoy.

Bradley Cooper's Face is Wrong

Here's Mr. Cooper at the I Love You, New York premiere looking like he fell asleep in a can of orange with a scarf around his face. This is reason 345,232,345 to not use a fake tan. They can't even get Will Tippin's face right. How are they going to create perfect cover on your Snooki wannabe ass?

Mass Effect 2 Has One Of The Best Voice Casts Ever

It's made of sex. and voices. Mostly sex though.

in other news, the fucking video isn't working. Just know that cool people are in it. 

Fatality! Celebrity Kung Fu

Atom has posted this, the mother of all fighting games involving Octomom. Pick your fighter, pick your douchebag opponent, and fail as the terrible control scheme sends you to a certain death at the hands of Glen Beck.

Check it out here.

Hugh Jackman Looks Good In Pants

That's really all there is to this. So...

He's Australian? ::Swoon::

I'll type more...later.

::wipes drool::

Mackenzie Phillips Porked Her Dad. Oh Dear.

Mackenzie Phillips, famous for two reasons to me:

1. Being the daughter of John Phillips from the Mamas and the Papas
and more importantly
2. Being the mom on "So Weird" (classy TV, that)

released her memoirs today and spoke of the long term incestuous relationship the two had.

"My father was not a man with boundaries. He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father"

 Great, this totally messes up "I Saw Her Again Last Night" forever for me. 

Patrick Swayze Dies :(

Patrick Swayze has succumbed to his battle with cancer. Miss Vida Boheme will never really die though, as long as there are young career girls to take her place.

DJ AM (I'm Told He Was Famous) Died

Just over a year after barely making it out alive from his plane crash, DJ AM was found dead in his apartment with a lot of crack. Kudos.

So wait...he escaped death....he died....AND there's a new Final Destination movie coming out? Coincidence? I think not.

Eric Dane Lost His Shirt

and if anyone tries to help him find it, I will beat you with a radish.

Are we clear?

Are we clear??