The End of Year Scissor Sisters News Special

It's special because it's the last one, also because it's French. and by French I mean grainy.

A new album in 2011? Tease me not, I shan't be able to go on. Now my hopes are up. Damn you metamucil!

Elvira's Scissor Sister Halloween Special

I want some of the plastic she's using. for real. Cher could take some lessons. Four to be exact. Four lessons. And a tube of chapstick.

Our favorite weather lady Amanda Lepore is back! Go watch it. See the fake breasts. Learn how to fight fire with water!