Too Much Tweaking: "Invisible Light" Video

1. Where is Del Marquis so I can stare at him?
2. Where is Ian McKellen's filmed footage?
3. Why did they cut out half his little talky part? I wanted to hear "Laser gaze/gays" *pew pew, oh girl!*

Anyhoo, it's a rather interesting clip none the less, inspired, it seems by 60s Surrealist films. Neato burrito. With a crying clown.

Elvira's Scissor Sister Halloween Special

I want some of the plastic she's using. for real. Cher could take some lessons. Four to be exact. Four lessons. And a tube of chapstick.

Our favorite weather lady Amanda Lepore is back! Go watch it. See the fake breasts. Learn how to fight fire with water!

I Saw His Balls!

Scissor Sisters News has returned to at least a (moderately) entertaining format after last time's awful installment full of Katy Perry and Adam Lambert (gross). Dave Grohl explains his lawsuit for having to witness Mr. Shears' testicular glory.

When I Was Taking My Pantyhose Out Of Their Egg..

Gah, this is so much better than that silly "Fire with Fire" video. In other news, I feel the need to own some colored tape and a Scissor Sisters alarm clock. Make it so.

Scissor Sisters TV: The Jane Fonda Edition

Ah, our monthly Scissor Sisters newscast is here to make me giggle and get giddy in general anticipation for their show on the 21st. If any of you out there in reader land are going, let me know. I need more company! I want a brigade of nerds to protect me from the gay surroundings, I'm virginal.

Scissor Sisters TV: It Has A Butt On It

Perhaps I should go buy the album...that involves money though. I usually reserve that for, you know, like...food.

Lightning Bolt! Volcano!

Scissor Sisters New Single: Meh

Happy June!

So I meant to post this a couple of days ago, but....I didn't. So it's here now. I heard the streaming version of the song on their site and I couldn't make it through it, due to being thoroughly unimpressed. I held out hope for a super interesting video to accompany the track, but alas we are treated to them driving around in the streets of New York for a few minutes.

Maybe it will grow on me. Like melanoma.

How Does This Make You Feel? Jake Shears

So the Scissor Sisters' main man is shirtless on the cover of the newest Tetu magazine. Yes, he's quite fit. Yes, he's insanely talented musically. Is he hot though? I need time to mull this over. Someone bring me a ham.

Finally! Scissor Sisters Album Due June 28

The Scissor Sisters have finally gotten their act together and set a release date for their third album, now entitled "Night Work". They also released the cover for the album, which features an 80s man with a firm booty.

Life is good. Also, you can head to their official site and hear a sneak peak of one of the tracks (initial reaction is it isn't brilliant, but it could possibly grow).

In other news, that looks really uncomfy.