Jesus Christ On Iceskates, Why? The Snazzy Napper

Have you ever been a sad Conservative housewife who spits vitriolic hateful comments about various religions? Have you ever been completely unable to take a nap like a normal human being? Would you like to look like the people you profess to hate AND get a good catnap in? Then the snazzy napper is for you.

2012 can't come fast enough.