Jesus Christ On Iceskates, Why? The Snazzy Napper

Have you ever been a sad Conservative housewife who spits vitriolic hateful comments about various religions? Have you ever been completely unable to take a nap like a normal human being? Would you like to look like the people you profess to hate AND get a good catnap in? Then the snazzy napper is for you.

2012 can't come fast enough.

Please Stop Butchering Movies, America Vol 1

Mark your calenders and prepare to not go to the movies on October 1st. Why, you ask? That would be because America (this place) has decided that nearly perfect Danish vampire movies are stupid. Therefore the Hollywood version of "Let the Right One In" aptly titled "Let Me In" (I suppose so no one gets confused by the lengthy 5 word version) is being remade by Cloverfield director Matt Reeves.

So not only are remakes getting less and less worried about how soon they come out from the original (this was last year people). But British accents are no longer tolerable (see: both versions of "Death at a Funeral")

I'm moving to Europe.

What The Fraking Frak? "Winkers"

Everything that has ever been wrong has congregated in this man's brain. It's result? Ass cheek winking, or talking ducks.