Yeah, I'd Like 'Em Scattered, Cove--Holy Shit She Shot Me!

Crystal Samuels was shot at by her waitress at Waffle House, one Yakeisha Ward, after throwing a waffle at her for poor customer service. The key quote of all this? Ms. Samuels says

"I thought I was gonna get me an All-Star,"

I thought I was gonna get me an All-Star indeed.

Dude, I'm not going to lie, if I worked at Waffle House (which would mean I'd have to get a job) and someone lubbed a waffle at my head, I'd probably shoot them too. Check out the story here