Blog World: There I Fixed It

Ah, the delights of thereIfixedit.com. It's like my childhood all over again. I too once had a part scaffolding part playground part satellite hookup. It was fantastic, until the repo man came.

Check out all the redneckery ghettofied goodness here

Ghetto Fab

Um, hells yeah. That's all I need in life.

Yeah, I'd Like 'Em Scattered, Cove--Holy Shit She Shot Me!

Crystal Samuels was shot at by her waitress at Waffle House, one Yakeisha Ward, after throwing a waffle at her for poor customer service. The key quote of all this? Ms. Samuels says

"I thought I was gonna get me an All-Star,"

I thought I was gonna get me an All-Star indeed.

Dude, I'm not going to lie, if I worked at Waffle House (which would mean I'd have to get a job) and someone lubbed a waffle at my head, I'd probably shoot them too. Check out the story here