Well *Somebody* Doesn't Like Wii Sports

Here's a delightfully subtle/fucked up video produced by an...individual. It's intriguing and made me keep checking over my shoulder for skinny asian guys in underwear. ::shudder::

What In The Dog Poop Hell? Kackel Dackel

Oh, how I long for the simpler days, when games didn't consist of rainbow colored dog feces. Is it too much to ask for?

I Need A Bag Of This Tragic Immediately

My oh my. You should look up his endorsing promo shot. He felt the need to keep his hoodie wide open for us. I don't the the chips give you abs like those. Now *those* I would buy.

Note the "Stay in school" message on the bag. I don't think people who listen to rap read do they? *Can* they?

Does Not Want To Go On A Cruise

My question is were those people in the background of the first segment just oblivious to the fact that the rest of this ship is swirling around them like a future teen mom's dress on prom night? They are impervious to gravity...or inertia...or you know...like movement.

By the way, watch the video with no sound.

Boycott? Target Supports Anti-Gay Candidate

We have two wars still going on years after no one cares what even happens in the area, a recession that shows no sign of leaving for months if not years to come and Republicans dressing up as tea partiers (and not the Alice in Wonderland kind). So it seems odd to me that a candidate could even reasonably be worried about whether or not the homos next door can perform their sodomy in a legally binding sense. That, however, is exactly what Republican Tom Emmer is basing part of his campaign on in the Minnesota gubernatorial race.

So logically, Target, home of the gay budget shoppers everywhere decides to throw $150,000 his way to help out his campaign.

Wait, what?

Considering nearly everything I have bought in the last 3 years has come from Target or Ikea it would really pinch my purse strings to avoid shopping there, but this is absolutely ludicrous. Dear Target sirs and madams. How about you go fund a candidate vowing to get rid of stupid people. Oh that's right, you'd be out of business.

/rant.

Elton John: Evil Bastard

So I know that some of this stuff is old news, but I haven't been around so...forgive me. Today's moment of WTF? comes from Elton John performing at Rush Limbaugh's 4th (FOURTH) wedding for the cool sum of one million dollars. This is just bloody ridiculous. How many times has Limbaugh been all "gays are evil, I'm fat, I love pain pills. Gays like poo"? The answer is 45ish? I dunno, but he's still a donkey's ass and now Elton has supported his ridiculous self. So, forget you Sir Gaysalot.

Beauty and the Beast Goes the Way of the Sparklepires

Stephenie Meyers should be shot in the forehead for ruining all "monsters" from here on out. Not only are vampires MAC Cosmetic representatives now and werewolves travel in abdominal baring packs, but the Beast is a bald guy with tattoos. Don't worry though, he's super sensitive (once he gets ugly, yet still very fit) and all he needs is some plain jane girl to give him blue balls, since girls don't give it up in fairy tales.

As an aside, which Olsen is this? I feel that it should be both interchanging every 15 seconds just to give teenage girls something else to talk about in forums.

They Killed My Mix

So I received an email today telling me that my post involving my mix has been removed due to a copyright claim from the RIAA. I'm not sure what their huffy-puffy deal is considering it was an act to try to spread the word on several of my favorite artists.

Considering that none of them make music mainstream enough to play on the radio, I'm not 100% on how they expect people to hear about them if word of mouth is not involved. There's no better word of mouth than saying "hey listen to this". But, alas. Someone's record company got their panties in a wad and reported my blog and blogger saw it fit to remove the content.

I wish all the artists continued un-success for dealing with such savory individuals.

Blog World: Sketchy Santas

I'm just as confused as you are as to why this child isn't recoiling in a terror that would chill a grown man. In fact she seems quite happy. I believe, after thorough research of course, that she is a lizard alien and she is in need of the Earth's water supply.

However, that important fact is not the point of this post. What is the point, is that there is an entire website full of scary-ass Santas from around the world. Go rejoice in this, the creepiest of seasons. Click here, no here.

Can't Wait To Pee? Don't

So, A Chinese company has decided to make a carseat that you can just lift up a flap and pee in. I can see several problems with this.

1. Having a penis
2. Having on clothes
3. Asians driving

Oh I'm just kidding. We should buy them Hot Wheels to feel included.

Japanese People Are Evil

Can you think of any other excuse? No wonder they're so bad at driving, they're nervous wrecks from the tv there.

Blog World: Regretsy

For those why the hell not moments that grip us all from time to time (thinks back fondly on my Barbie Salon head), there's Regretsy. Showing you all the stuff you weren't stupid enough to buy, but that several people were trying to peddle.

Check it out here

I'm Confused

You tell me.


You.
Tell.
Me.

Russian Band Decides Naked Guys Best Way To Promote Music

Note: I tried to ensure there was no peen in this photo. If you see said peen, look away!

So there's a Russian band who's name is...Russian and they have a video out for their song....song in Russian. I mean seriously, they have 6's as letters or something, it's all quite confusing. Anyway, if you're home (NOT AT WORK PEOPLE) and you want to see odd dancing naked men and a guy with no hands, you've come to the right place.

Check it out here (again reminding this is extremely NSFW)

Want To Cry? Give These Folks A Ring

I mean, sure it was the early 90s but come on? What was so bad back then? We didn't have mainstream gays and the nation was good and republican. It was a win/win/win situation.

Mackenzie Phillips Porked Her Dad. Oh Dear.

Mackenzie Phillips, famous for two reasons to me:

1. Being the daughter of John Phillips from the Mamas and the Papas
and more importantly
2. Being the mom on "So Weird" (classy TV, that)

released her memoirs today and spoke of the long term incestuous relationship the two had.

"My father was not a man with boundaries. He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father"

 Great, this totally messes up "I Saw Her Again Last Night" forever for me. 

Why The Hell Not? Japanese Arcade Game

It seems the entire point is to disrupt the dinner party? I disrupted a dinner party one time. Got a hotdog stuck in my...place.

Why Not? Jesus Hitches A Dino Ride

Go bid on this on ebay. I want for christmas.

What The Fraking Frak? "Winkers"

Everything that has ever been wrong has congregated in this man's brain. It's result? Ass cheek winking, or talking ducks.

What The Gay Hell? Peaches "Lose You" Video

Absolutely brilliant. I may be speechless from the brilliance. A form of brilliance speechlessness, if you will.