More (Possible) Buffy Blasphemy

Hollywood makes me want to crawl into a cave full of Albino dwarves. It seems that executives are eying Megan Fox (yes, that Transformers whore actress) to take over the role of Buffy Summers in the newly announced reboot of Joss Whedon's series. (just without the Whedon part). We can pray that either she gets mouth herpes or this just doesn't happen. One of the two. That sounds fair.