Helpful Advice

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Fair Fair Fair, White White White

Yet another amazing Advice for Young Girls segment. Fruit is bad for you. I once ate a banana that tried to rape me on the way down.

Hooray Another! Advice From Belle

It's true, candlesticks are French. They are wise in the ways of amour and getting freaky with feather dusters.

If You Have a Father That Loves You, Run Away From Him

Everyone's favorite singing sea bitch princess is giving her best advice to you, the young girls and gays of the nation. Here we learn exactly how to catch the strange man of your dreams. Listen closely, you need all the help you can get.