To Watch List: Brave

Yes, it looks awesome. I do, however, have a question. Why is it every time there's a movie in Scotland it *has* to have the word Brave in it?

Ponder it.

If You Have a Father That Loves You, Run Away From Him

Everyone's favorite singing sea bitch princess is giving her best advice to you, the young girls and gays of the nation. Here we learn exactly how to catch the strange man of your dreams. Listen closely, you need all the help you can get.

Who The Gay Hell Gave This Person A Job?

In other questionable design news, Disney has released a poster for their upcoming "Sorcerer's Apprentice" movie featuring Nicolas Cage playing Nicolas Cage pretending he can act. If it were 1987, or if it were a fantasy novel for a low-end publisher, I would have no objection to this treatment.

Since it is neither of those things, i now have a design headache. One that only Futura can cure.

Disney Goes Maury Povich

 

Screenrant has posted a series of "if Disney stars went on Povich", nothing here to make you snort milk out of your nose, but if you're in the mood for a subtle chuckle or two, check it out. The worst thing that could happen is Dumbo gets raped. Click hereish. (for the pictures, not the Dumbo rape)

Eek! Evil Disney Princesses

Illustrator Jeffrey Thomas gave several of Disney's princesses the special Walt Disney is an evil racist
dark touch. I thought it worked quite successfully in most cases. Wait til you see Ariel's evil fork arm. Chilling. Check them out here.

Prince of Persia Poster: Eh

So here's Disney's first posters for Prince of Persia. Generally speaking, I'm all for the super clean typefaces and stuff. I just don't know if it works here. It feels kind of Mickey Mouse presents 300.