British Boys Explore Walmart

That was the most amazingly succinct title ever.

So I don't have anything else to say really.

Skoppende doopity doooeee

I decided to practice my scat.

Not that kind. Pervert.

It....Gets.....Betahhhhrrrr

We never knew about the Wizard Cancer Snape! We never knew! :sobs:

Alarm Clock

I did find myself fearing for the bird's life. Then I remembered I hate all things and carried on. (no, I don't hate Chris Evans, so that was a lie)

I'm gonna try this on my boyfriend just linger above the bed in my underwear ducking and going 'cuck coooo' over and over until he wakes up.

Just 'Cause: Acapella Matrix

In case you had ever watched The Matrix and said "I wonder what this would sound like with one guy making all the noise".

I had, and now my prayers/drunken musings have been answered.

Thank the lord/wine.

Best. Acting. Ever.

Colin Firth, we need that bloody Oscar back. Things were obviously rigged for this gentleman not to win.

On a secondary note, how helpful is it that we learn Spanish during?

The answer: Very.

A Lesson For You Homos (Me)

That is all.

Thanks to the awesomeness that is B.

Talented? Mayhap

I mean, yes, you can play three instruments rather well and simultaneously....but how bad did your math grades suffer?

I kid I kid. This is relatively bad ass.

Smartest Child Ever

See, one family is teaching them correctly. The others are voting for Donald Trump.

Now If I Had That Voice...

Then Florence and I could have been the same person. Except I don't have a vagina, or am I British, or well...

Ok, I'm gonna sit in my basement now.

This Amused Me....In A Sad Way

They seem delightfully serious about it most of the time. That makes it slightly uncomfortable. Like a boner in seventh grade math class at the board. That *never* happened to me. So I can't relate.

I CAN'T RELATE.

It's Ballet! I'm Gay and I don't care!

Alas, the friend of the sassy gay persuasion is what we french call "back". This one is funny. I promise. I also promise candy canes for every boy and girl in the world*

*after the nuclear holocaust.

Salvation Kombat!

Seriously, these guys make it a little too easy. It's like picking on your special cousin that has the pancake fetish.

No, it's not me ::hides the syrup::

Screw You You Stupid Crowned Stupid

You're just a bird.

So today's installment of "makes sassy gay friend look butcher than Rosie O'Donnell", we have Randall narrating a National Geographic special about the water chevrotain. (spell check wants to turn that into several corporation names, apparently chevron is more important than nature).

Enjoy gay friends, enjoy.

Obama Says Move!

Puny human, obey! ::laser beams and shit::

For serious, this is nice.

Sassy Gay Friend Has....Returned?

It's still somewhat sassy. Somewhat friendly. Still terribly gay.

So hooray!?

He Does Not Want Your Dollar Anymore

She bounces back and forth between totally vapid and fascinatingly brilliant. I shall make a determination while frying some bologna.

More Videos To Appease the Gays

They're half naked, even if some look like shaved cats. ::gives Cisco the eye:: happy?!

You Can Learn A Lot From A Booth

I appreciate good Manyers. As well as Hyundaiei.

New Lykke Li! "I Follow Rivers"

Ah, the obsession continues. It's like that Calvin Klein cologne or whatnot from back in the day but without the unnecessary whispering.

The new album Wounded Rhymes comes out soon. Go get one.

Shoot Her in Her Fairy Face

Seriously, Navi. You nearly ruined my adventures in Hyrule, and now you can't even get through a job interview.