It's Ballet! I'm Gay and I don't care!

Alas, the friend of the sassy gay persuasion is what we french call "back". This one is funny. I promise. I also promise candy canes for every boy and girl in the world*

*after the nuclear holocaust.

Just Gorgeous: Black Swan Poster

This is the kind of stuff that simultaneously makes me want to stop my chosen career path because I'm not that awesome while making me want to bust my ass even harder.

Decisions decisions. Like right now I could go to bed or I could lather myself in peanut butter.