The Only Gay In The Command Center

The Blue Gaynger? Awesome sauce. I knew there was a reason I related to him aside from the glasses...which wait, I didn't have until I was in seventh grade. So it must have just been all the gay, cause I sure as hell didn't wear overalls.

Eek! Gary Coleman Is Evil/A Wifebeater

Look at that, the midget anger, the dwarven deadliness. It's as if all the little souls in the world are in danger of this man's might. Mr. Coleman was arrested in Utah (it was the Mormon influence) and charged with domestic violence.

What are you talking about police officer?