That's Asian Art!

Oh Tori Spelling. You and your homo hoarding reminds me of Noah and the Ark. It's your dedication to God that did it.

Speaking of Mario...

Here's the gay leather version. See, I can relate posts...with abs.

BlogWorld: Douches of Grindr

For you homos out there, you know how awful some of the jackasses on the app are. Here's a blog that just points it out a bit further. Check out all the douchebaggery hereish.

A Lesson For You Homos (Me)

That is all.

Thanks to the awesomeness that is B.

Because Nothing is Gayer Than A Man in A Jock

Well, where to begin? This judge ^ decided to go on this most...gay....gay rant ever. He presided over a pedophile case (ew) and insisted the man couldn't just be a perv, he *had* to be. As....gay as a sweet smelling jockstrap.

For realsies.

Read the rest here.

Thanks to NaCisco

Congrats Gay British Celibates!

If you are a British gay man *and* you haven't had sex in ten years (which means, I suppose that you're only gay-ish that way), you can now give blood! So go save lives and butts.

Read more here.

Blog World: My High School Boyfriend Was Gay

 

For all of my exes those women out there who happened to date a homo back in high school fear not, there is a blog to support you in your...predicament/lack of judgment/desperation?

Enjoy all the gay goodness, just like Tina up there did. Click here.

One Of The Better Superbowl Commercials

Ever.

I love Doritos.

"I Wanna Bulletproof Dancer" = A Lifetime of Gay

Seriously, these are my favorite songs from 1987 and 2010 combined into one. And my mother didn't realize I was a poofter. Seriously?

Slight Casting Issue: I Mean For Reals?

So it looks as if it's serious that Mickey Rourke (the tragic figure on the left, obviously) is going to be playing Gareth Thomas (The not remotely tragic figure on the right) in an upcoming bio pic of the gay rugby player.

So, Hollywood, tell me. You have a GAY RUGBY PLAYER (literally the focus of 50% of non american gay porn — that's just what I hear of course —) played by Mickey Rourke. Yes, he is often times a remarkable actor, but look at him.

That is all.

God is Not Gay

It's a little long yeah, but watch it. It made me giggle like a giggling thing. You know one of those like, dinosaurs who went "GIIGLLLLEEE" instead of roar. They were the last to go extinct, they didn't take themselves too seriously. Fact.

Takei Will Mess Your Shit Up

Delightful. Enough said.

Except for that god awful song at the end. If you're promoting anti suicide, please please make a song that doesn't make *me* want to kill myself. No I'm just kidding. I only wanted to stab my ears shut.

He Prefers The Boys: Eddie Long

Well my home state is all in the news of the gay world this week. We found out that someone in the camp of Saxby Chambliss was responsible for a ridiculous homophobic comment on a website and now one of our most prominent "men of God" has yet another lawsuit on his hands.

Apparently Long used his position of power and the words of his favorite imaginary friend (ie scripture) to coerce young males into sexual acts. This is another one of those famous "Gay people are evil horrible creatures" in the public then they're off to the local gloryhole to contemplate their hypocrisy while smoking some meat pole.

I'm not sure how many of these geniuses it will take for mainstream america to understand that obviously homosexuality is something that isn't prevalent only among the democrats or city dwellers. It is indeed just part of the human condition and these weasel-y people who claim otherwise are simply uncomfortable in their own skins – and often prefer those of other boys.  

The Only Gay In The Command Center

The Blue Gaynger? Awesome sauce. I knew there was a reason I related to him aside from the glasses...which wait, I didn't have until I was in seventh grade. So it must have just been all the gay, cause I sure as hell didn't wear overalls.

Excited Queens = Frightening

Feel the terror. It's like watching those "Attacked by Animals" shows when I was a kid and there were angry apes rampaging children. (A general note: this is not a race statement. "It's an OMG girlfriend look at your hairs!" statement). There, now I can only be sued a little.

When I Was Taking My Pantyhose Out Of Their Egg..

Gah, this is so much better than that silly "Fire with Fire" video. In other news, I feel the need to own some colored tape and a Scissor Sisters alarm clock. Make it so.

Elton John: Evil Bastard

So I know that some of this stuff is old news, but I haven't been around so...forgive me. Today's moment of WTF? comes from Elton John performing at Rush Limbaugh's 4th (FOURTH) wedding for the cool sum of one million dollars. This is just bloody ridiculous. How many times has Limbaugh been all "gays are evil, I'm fat, I love pain pills. Gays like poo"? The answer is 45ish? I dunno, but he's still a donkey's ass and now Elton has supported his ridiculous self. So, forget you Sir Gaysalot.

Lady Gaga Out-gays Herself

Sorry about the lack of posts guys and gals, I have been on the vacation!
So I'm meeting this with a kind of general indifference. She's seemingly doing her "Like a Prayer" except less racy...and more....gay.

Did someone instruct her to look bored the entire time. She looks like she may be pondering whether or not she left the oven on. This is almost as sad as Christina's video (not that we expected much from her anymore).

Also, the kind of Paranormal Activity ending? Bleh.

I want the end of the Paparazzi trilogy already.

Blog World: Boys Cuddling

Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like and yes, it's delightful. I don't, however, enjoy looking at people cuter than me being all lovey dovey. It makes me want to become anorexic again, or for the first time.

Look at the boys spooning around here somewhere.

Funny? Jessica And Hunter Make A Sex Tape

So, let's look on the bright side: I love lists!

1. Shirtless boy with muscles
2. The nippletini made me spaz out loud like a dog getting fixed
3. The rest is ok

Enjoy, or be like "ugh, I don't like this" and go about your day. The only thing hurting is the kittens Jesus assassinates when you don't appreciate my posts.