The Only Gay In The Command Center

The Blue Gaynger? Awesome sauce. I knew there was a reason I related to him aside from the glasses...which wait, I didn't have until I was in seventh grade. So it must have just been all the gay, cause I sure as hell didn't wear overalls.

Truly Shocking News: Ricky Martin's A Gay

In today's most truly earth-shattering news, Ricky Martin has stepped out of his boa-draped, glittery closet and admitted he may indeed be a homosexual. My jaw dropped to the floor of course. Never in a million years would I have believed that the rugged, manly man (see picture above) could be gay. I just don't buy it. That and mayonnaise, just don't like the stuff.