This is How It Happens?

Jesus is coming back as a cannibalistic toddler girl.

Sweet. That's exactly how I pictured it. Beau Dieu my ass France.

End of the World Post One

So far, I'm not dead. In fact, I'm quite the opposite.

Sings:

"I....I feel so alive....for the very first time....blah blah blah blah....christian band with dreads!"

Mayhap the world *is* ending.

Exactly What It Will Be Like

I predicted it here first, a whole 3 days before the world ends. That's what they call.....unimpressive future detection abilities.

Word.