Jared Does This For Me Sometimes

It's very sweet.

Exactly What It Will Be Like

I predicted it here first, a whole 3 days before the world ends. That's what they call.....unimpressive future detection abilities.

Word.

The Real Story Behind The Dinosaurs

From Bizarro comes this (highly accurate) depiction of Noah's bad ass weaponry decimating those stupid brontosaurs.

And that was the last time anyone got into a tizzy with the giraffes.

Amen.

Cheeky Bastard

He was murdered soon thereafter. Bless his heart.