Heidi Montag Hates Plastic Things That Aren't In Her Face

Heidi Montag Says No to Plastic from Heidi Montag

Tits McGillicuty is back trying her poor little plastic face off to become relevant in society again. I posted this because good lord her boobs! and Ron Howard directed it. That's right. Apollo 13 to Heidi Montag. On this road, he's sure to get a new Oscar in no time.

God May, In Fact, Love Us

Plastic McGilicuty Heidi Montag's new "album" has sold less than 1,000 copies in its first week according to Nielson Soundscan.

Even better news? She claims she's broke because she pumped so much money into it....and her new face.  Rejoice earthlings, she may go away.