Skewing Via Verbatim

Ah, sometimes they deliver. Like Domino's. I want pizza.

Presidential Gold

If all of his speeches were like this, I think I'd remember why I voted for him. Obviously, if all speeches were this dire, it would get to be a drag though.

Salvation Kombat!

Seriously, these guys make it a little too easy. It's like picking on your special cousin that has the pancake fetish.

No, it's not me ::hides the syrup::

Speaking of Hairless Cats

as I was a few posts ago.

I'd do that too, but I doubt it'd end up being appropriate for work. If I was lucky.

More Videos To Appease the Gays

They're half naked, even if some look like shaved cats. ::gives Cisco the eye:: happy?!

Vandermemes! Required For A Full Life

Vandermemes from James Van Der Beek

The saddest thing about this? He's still totally doable.

*Ugh I need the "awkward" Vandermeme. Stat.

Don't Let My Boyfriend See This...

Or I'll be picking bear poo out of the carpet for weeks. And none of that Disney-fied Winnie the Pooh stuff, this is like for real butt dumplings.

What In The Dog Poop Hell? Kackel Dackel

Oh, how I long for the simpler days, when games didn't consist of rainbow colored dog feces. Is it too much to ask for?

Giggle. Sarah Palin Doesn't Read. NOOOO!?

Oh Conan, your hair pleases me.

More Potter-ness, Because We're All Obsessive.

Movie Trailers - Movies Blog

Here we are with a lovely video proving everyone is sexier with a British accent. It is now quantifiable fact. Just like lemonade is the square root of donkey.

Harry Potter and the Inappropriate Trailer

I would have seen each around 8 times probably. But I'm into little hairy elves like that.

I Giggled Like A 3 Year Old

It's actually insufferably boring for the first half, but wait. There are zombie kittens attacking Paris as we speak. (this ties in somehow I believe)

Don't Mess With My Fambily!

Yes, it was Election Day. But since the world is practically ending and people who called themselves Tea Baggers at one point are winning left and right I'm going to focus on something we can all care about: SNL veterans being awesome.

Be awe struck. Be bedazzled amazed and otherwise stupefied.

Excited Queens = Frightening

Feel the terror. It's like watching those "Attacked by Animals" shows when I was a kid and there were angry apes rampaging children. (A general note: this is not a race statement. "It's an OMG girlfriend look at your hairs!" statement). There, now I can only be sued a little.

Good On Pipes

Eva Mendes Sex Tape from Eva Mendes

Oh Eva Mendes, I've never really seen a movie of yours I love. However (comma) you amuse me with this. It's partially because it's late and I need sleep. We won't focus on that though, sweet Eva, no we're gonna go use some S.Ex. Tape.

100 Greatest Movie Insults: NSFW Due To....Insults

Go, bask in the fuck-laden glory of this video. It will take ten minutes of your life, but you are guaranteed to enjoy it, unless you don't like fuck. But that makes you...you know against gay marriage or something. I forget which one means someone's thinking about you and get those mixed up.

Awesome: Lego Printer

This does far better than mine. I don't have little yellow shirtless men slaving away every time I go to print things. This has become unacceptable. I demand something more...acceptable. I am not accepting applications for shirtless men to print things for me.

Email me for details and shirtless requirements.

Man Steals Purse, Gets Beaten With Furniture

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That's kind of the gist of it I suppose. I don't know what else to add aside from that Asian driving totally ran into the other car. Granted, he was having furniture looking items pelted as his head, but that is soo stereotypical. Ah, I crack myself up.

I'mma Get You Bobby B

This is literally years old, but I love Maya Rudolph. I was looking for the funniest SNL skit ever (which is her Diana Ross in jail) and it literally DOES NOT EXIST in the internet. NBC doesn't have it, no other site has it. I could only find a transcript and reading is for you know...not me. I did, however, find this gem and I cried a little watching it. Not out of sadness, but out of onion induced agony. Or laughter, I never get those two straight.

No! They're cocaine brownies!

The Post Its Are ALIVE!

This is roughly as old as my great grandmother, but I hadn't seen it so I will make you suffer through it if you have. Or, you can just not click the gorram thing. It's really up to you, or your fingers if they so choose on their own. Someone call Devon Sawa, Idle Hands should get a sequel.

In other news, I need to do more cool things in life.