That's Asian Art!

Oh Tori Spelling. You and your homo hoarding reminds me of Noah and the Ark. It's your dedication to God that did it.

Who Wants To See Me Do My Penguin?

Method Shapeshifting with Marshall Allman from Janina Gavankar

Aw, True Blood. You amuse me.

This video is slightly (yes) NSFW due to naked boys, pubes and humping.
God, that's the best sentence I've ever typed on here.

Vandermemes! Required For A Full Life

Vandermemes from James Van Der Beek

The saddest thing about this? He's still totally doable.

*Ugh I need the "awkward" Vandermeme. Stat.

Good On Pipes

Eva Mendes Sex Tape from Eva Mendes

Oh Eva Mendes, I've never really seen a movie of yours I love. However (comma) you amuse me with this. It's partially because it's late and I need sleep. We won't focus on that though, sweet Eva, no we're gonna go use some S.Ex. Tape.

Heidi Montag Hates Plastic Things That Aren't In Her Face

Heidi Montag Says No to Plastic from Heidi Montag

Tits McGillicuty is back trying her poor little plastic face off to become relevant in society again. I posted this because good lord her boobs! and Ron Howard directed it. That's right. Apollo 13 to Heidi Montag. On this road, he's sure to get a new Oscar in no time.

Betty White, Being Crass Again

Sandra Bullock & Ryan Reynolds: Behind the Scenes of The Proposal from Betty White

Here's a clip of Betty White being a foul mouthed old bat again. Ryan Reynolds is in it, talking about oral sex in some form or fashion. I just kept rewinding to that bit and asked for some private time.