Unneeded: Final Fantasy XIII-2

So they are (of course) making a sequel to one of my least favorite FF games. Nooo, they couldn't do a sequel to XII (which was good). They want another 10 minute cutscene, 2 minute game play 14 minute cutscene, 4 minute game play sequel.

Maybe you'll be able to change dresses and sing enemies to death in this one too. Since that worked out so well before...

Please Stop Butchering Movies, America Vol 1

Mark your calenders and prepare to not go to the movies on October 1st. Why, you ask? That would be because America (this place) has decided that nearly perfect Danish vampire movies are stupid. Therefore the Hollywood version of "Let the Right One In" aptly titled "Let Me In" (I suppose so no one gets confused by the lengthy 5 word version) is being remade by Cloverfield director Matt Reeves.

So not only are remakes getting less and less worried about how soon they come out from the original (this was last year people). But British accents are no longer tolerable (see: both versions of "Death at a Funeral")

I'm moving to Europe.