Well, Of Course: Werewolves Come To True Blood

HBO has released the latest, and probably weakest promo poster for the third season of True Blood starting in the middle of next month. Since the entire world is moving from Vampires on to their hairier counterparts, so is this show. (No, no I realize that these books have been around forever and the show is somewhat trying to maybe kind of follow along in a sense that isn't really real or actually paying attention to the books at all)

So how do we feel about this? Do we care? Is Jason Stackhouse going to be mostly naked as usual?

Please Stop Butchering Movies, America Vol 1

Mark your calenders and prepare to not go to the movies on October 1st. Why, you ask? That would be because America (this place) has decided that nearly perfect Danish vampire movies are stupid. Therefore the Hollywood version of "Let the Right One In" aptly titled "Let Me In" (I suppose so no one gets confused by the lengthy 5 word version) is being remade by Cloverfield director Matt Reeves.

So not only are remakes getting less and less worried about how soon they come out from the original (this was last year people). But British accents are no longer tolerable (see: both versions of "Death at a Funeral")

I'm moving to Europe.

Vampires Were So 2009

In this new age of 2010, we, as a culture are so beyond the vampire craze that swept the world last year. Now, it's all about the angels. No, not that Gabriel Biblical crap. Real angels...that suck energy from humans and are very sexy.

And they tell us gays we're going to hell.

Happy new year!