Gayest Hair On Tv

Out has compiled a list of the 9 gayest hairstyles on television today. Since all my tv seems to be coming from 1994 right now (aside from LOST), I may not be an expert on these, but I know who most of them are...I think. I also feel I need to buzz my hair now. Lest I start looking like Pauly D or the terrifying being two squares over from him. Check out the whole list here.

Straight Company Gets Confused, Gay

So this homo-erotic nugget comes to us from Mineral Water (you know, even more black Gatorade (oh I kid, I don't know what black people drink, I've never seen one)), they were the people who hired 50 Cent (because plurality is apparently a negative) before for their campaigns. The product seems, through my experience with its advertising to be marketed to young, heterosexual males interested in sports. So, logically, they put half naked men stretching one another and moaning "harder, David, harder".

I want some now.