Speaking of Size

Here's a series of fun artsy things done by a person who is apparently French because the website is either in French or I have taken ecstasy. It's a weird side effect, I know but....Je ne donne pas une merde.

Check out the rest here

Blog World: My High School Boyfriend Was Gay

 

For all of my exes those women out there who happened to date a homo back in high school fear not, there is a blog to support you in your...predicament/lack of judgment/desperation?

Enjoy all the gay goodness, just like Tina up there did. Click here.

Real Life Little Big Planet

Just in case creating your own levels in the game wasn't time-consuming enough. Someone decided they needed to build their own sack people too.

Over achievers.

Tuscan Raider Booty: Star Wars Pinups

So is it homoerotic to take predominately male characters and turn them into sexy girls? If so I'm pasting my face all over some random porn chick pics and spreading them about the interwebs.

Ohh boooyyyss.

Check out the rest of the awesome approximately here.

Susan Sarandon Vamping It Up

Susan Sarandon, Jane Fonda and others have posed for V Magazine's "Who Cares About Age" issue. Tim Curry would be proud of her hair I think. I has some Transylvanian pomp to it.

Felicia Day Makes My Face Happy

I know this is older than approximately half the United States citizenry, but I didn't know about it ok? I was busy you know...doing stuff. My neighbors called the cops.

Some More LOST Promos I Did

I haven't quite finished with Season 4 yet, but this is what I have done thus far for it. Some of it's pretty bad ass if I do say so. Of course, I do say so. Because I said.....so

James Franco Drags It Out

He thinks you should stay for the night....and maybe a bite.

God please tell me the people who read this follows that for all it's comic gold.

Please. Someone.

I need a hug.

Addictive: Tone Matrix

I seriously just spent far too long sitting there going, "damn I'm gonna be the next Lady Gaga, but without all that ugly". Check out the matrix here and play til your heart's content.

I Painted....WIth Light

This is where I toot my own horn for my awesomeness.
Toot toot.

That was it.

Mucho thanks to my lovely model friend Emily.

Ink Art Sans Printing...Just All Cartridge-like

Have you ever paid more than the price of a new baby in Africa for ink cartridges? Have you ever thought to yourself "I wish I could make something awesome with these?" Well now thanks to the power of the interwebs, you have inspiration. Follow the golden tint link to see some rather interesting pieces done out of used ink cartridges. Off now, on your boat. Over here.

How Does One Get to That Deluxe Apartment?

Some genius (we use that term a lot here) decided to come up with some pretty awesome Google map directions to get you through your favorite songs and TV themes. This route, for example, is exactly what Wheezy did. Bless her heart. Check out some more over in this direction here. Ah, you see what I did there? I used the word direction while talking about maps. It's quality stuff like this that keeps you people reading.

I Want To Watch This Version:

Anachronisme
Uploaded by LesSingesHurlants. - Arts and animation videos.

It's not quite the same without hearing Mark Hamill's insane "NOOoOOOoOOOOoOOoOOO" (the lowercase o's denote lulls in the infinite sadness that Luke felt at the news, that and you know....Lucas's writing.

When I Was Taking My Pantyhose Out Of Their Egg..

Gah, this is so much better than that silly "Fire with Fire" video. In other news, I feel the need to own some colored tape and a Scissor Sisters alarm clock. Make it so.

Blog World: I Love Charts

An entire tumblr dedicated to two men's love of charts. I'm not sure if that possessive is right. I need a graph. I may have to look elsewhere? Who exactly defines what a graph is? a chart? Does Michael Jackson's ghost prefer one over the other? Check out the rest over here. No, it was back there.< way.

Thanks to Josephine the Frilly and her husband Justin the Noble.

Bad Ass: Block = Gun

How sexy is that? This puzzle block, when disassembled, turns into a fully functional .45 caliber pistol complete with laser site. Given that I'm actually on a James Bond kick I have my perfect pew pew accessory. Make it so readers, make it so.

Somehow Missed: Kate Nash "Do-Wah-Doo"

I love silly 50s-60s throw back stuff and I love Kate Nash. Somehow, this slipped through the cracks, like Lindsey Lohan through the legal system.

Best, Worst and Most Confusing Cosplay at Comic Con 2010

As per usual, thousands of people descended up on San Diego for the annual Comic Con convention, and also as per usual thousands of people dressed or undressed (in the case of that ab-y person to the left ::touches::) as their favorite characters from you know...stuff. Tested has assembled a huge (850 pics!) gallery to show off nearly everyone you'd want to see. Check it out here 

BTW Fuck this post for the pictures being the most stupid jpegs this side of Sarah Palin.

Need: Princess Leia Apron

Nothing says "I bake a mean orange cake" like looking down at Carrie Fisher's jugs while doing so. Am I right or am I right?*

* the correct answer is "yes Aaron, you are right" right as rain in Spain on a plain bagel

Improv Star Wars opening on the NY subway. Neat.

I did this in my bathroom once. I played Princess Leia of course, shampoo bottles were the Storm troopers and the toilet made a rather convincing Vader. I didn't videotape it for fear of Lucas being jealous.