I Would Have Shit A Brick...

ADT has been running an awesome sauce ad campaign down in Chile (why don't we get cool things here?) that involves them slipping a box that when not held flat resumes its full cubic shape.

When the apartment dweller returns home they're greeted by a creepy little box that says "Breaking into your apartment is easier than you think".

Brilliant.

::gives who ever did this a jealous look and a vague notion of concern for their souls::

Straight Company Gets Confused, Gay

So this homo-erotic nugget comes to us from Mineral Water (you know, even more black Gatorade (oh I kid, I don't know what black people drink, I've never seen one)), they were the people who hired 50 Cent (because plurality is apparently a negative) before for their campaigns. The product seems, through my experience with its advertising to be marketed to young, heterosexual males interested in sports. So, logically, they put half naked men stretching one another and moaning "harder, David, harder".

I want some now.

New Zealand Advertising Strikes Again

We've seen the amazing True Blood ads already, now the other place down under has made an insanely brilliant advert for American Psycho. It's only amazing if you've seen the movie before, but its coming on tv, so surely you have.

I heart it, more than I heart my penis. That's saying like...a lot.

Pop Collar Prevention: Yes!

Miller apparently hired an intelligent designer for a new Miller Inventions campaign. no.3 on the list? The most important anti-douche invention in the history of inventions that don't like douches!

Call Me Old Fashioned

but isn't she about to blow it. I mean, I know I'm gay and all, but I think oral sex works the same.

Denny's Fights The Machines

I found this amusing. I also find it amusing when you pick your nose and that like, crazy long string of snot comes out with it. Just saying, for you know, comparison sake.

Oh My: Mowing The Lawn

This made me shudder. I seriously have goose bumps. Vajayjays make me squirmish. I have always avoided them. I was even a C-section baby.

Adidas: Best Advertising Ever

Adidas (my new favorite sporting goods company) has started this inexplicably homo-erotic campaign of jersey-switching athletes. You pick two and watch the half-nakedness ensue. It's brilliant. Jesus has given us two gifts for Easter now. Bravo Jeezy.

You can even watch it in slow-mo. These bastards are brilliant

Hit it
Jersey Swap

New Advert!

I wanted to try my hand at something random. What could be more random for me than an athletic shoe company? Huzzah. I put together this more abstract approach to their identity. Thoughts?

Note: Nike obviously has nothing to do with this, nor is it intended to actually represent their company. duh.