NEED: Sci Fi Jesus Fish

Like seriously, this is what I want for my birthday. It costs $5 but provides a lifetime of guaranteed happiness. It says so on the website. I think. Go buy it for me here.

Well, Perhaps Next Will Be Lyfetyme?

This is a few days old, but I'm finally getting around to posting it. It seems that the Sci Fi channel has decided to take a heaping spoonful of generic cable station maneuvering. It's re-branding itself as the SyFy channel. Why? Yes, well, what's the point of a platypus? Hmm, yes, file that along those lines.

"Imagine Greater" will be their new tag line, and officials within the brand are hoping to expand upon their current lineup. They expect to "create programming that's more accessible and relatable to new audiences".

Aka, since Battlestar Gallactica is gone, they can't think of any other old sci-fi shows or movies to reinvent. Sorry Trekkies, you're gonna have to find neverending marathons elsewhere. Or perhaps you could move out of your mom's and try dating. I hear breasts are fantastic.