Marvel Minimalist Posters = Win

Spider man spider man does that shit that a spider does. Climbs up buildings and wears some tights. Look out! dannnahhhddunn dun bump

Precisely how it goes.

check them out here

New Dream House?

Number one: it's pretty as balls (and those are pretty)
Number two: It's in Australia. (the land of sex and accents)
Number three: It's VERY pretty.

Check out the rest all here like.

Most Randomly Awesome Chair Ever

That's a chair that has a giant octopus of awesomeness taking up half the room behind it. Yeah. I need that. If for no other reason, to scare the neighborhood children (not involving me walking naked through my house).

Some More LOST Promos I Did

I haven't quite finished with Season 4 yet, but this is what I have done thus far for it. Some of it's pretty bad ass if I do say so. Of course, I do say so. Because I said.....so

Simple, Awesome Star Wars Posters

Andy Helms has done a series of very similar but quite clever Star Wars posters for episodes 4, 5 and 6 of the franchise. I'm jealous-y, because I can't draw a gorramn thing in illustrator. Check out the others over here on Laughing Squid

Well, Of Course: Werewolves Come To True Blood

HBO has released the latest, and probably weakest promo poster for the third season of True Blood starting in the middle of next month. Since the entire world is moving from Vampires on to their hairier counterparts, so is this show. (No, no I realize that these books have been around forever and the show is somewhat trying to maybe kind of follow along in a sense that isn't really real or actually paying attention to the books at all)

So how do we feel about this? Do we care? Is Jason Stackhouse going to be mostly naked as usual?

Inception Poster Thinks A Lot Of Leo's Name

Just in case you missed the rather large Leo DiCaprio in the foreground of the new Inception poster, the designer felt compelled (at someone's request surely) to make sure to max out the kerning on his name to successfully overshadow all of the other actors. I mean nevermind the fact that an Oscar winner for best actress is somewhere in that sea of names and that Michael Caine's left nut has more talent. Alas, I digress. I'm gonna go see that movie on opening night. Mostly because of Nolan, secondly because of all the awesome people that aren't DiCaprio.

/rant.

I'm Predictable: Buried Poster

If there's one thing Aaron likes: it's sans serif capital type treatments. If there's another, it's an extraordinarily simple layout. If there's...another...it's Ryan Reynolds in my bed a box. This poster has nothing going against it. Except there's no dong....well not until I go into Photoshop.

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Hell Yes: LOST Tarot Cards

I lied, this totally fixes all my earlier problems. Flickr user  Alex Griendling (gravitybomb) has designed a series of LOST inspired "tarot" cards that scream awesome from every pore. I had a terrible time determining which one to use as the main picture. I decided to go for the character who had the most potential and the show completely squandered just because he went through puberty. The rest are freaking brilliant, check them all out here. 

I Want: LED Motion Sensing Wall

I'm pretty sure it could go in my bedroom. There's not much motion in there though. HEY-OH.
No, there is, I have to walk through to get to the bathroom.

Ridiculous Or A Little Cool? Jaguar Cycle

Massow Concept Cycles have developed this doozy of a bike modeled after a Jaguar (the animal, not necessarily the car of the same name/design of cat...that's just....very...coincidental...but probably)

So what do we think? Is it insanely retarded or a stroke of kitty bike genius? Both? Neither? Soup?

One Hour of Boredom Equals Nazi Strippers...from Mars.

I really should find stuff to do.

Be kind, it needs a lot of tweaking, but it pleased me. Nay, it tickled my innards.

43rd Best Idea of All Time

Designer Damjan Stanković has created a traffic light that counts down just how long your never ending frustration has until it...ends. There is not a single good reason this isn't everywhere already. Except for of course that we live in a country where more than 25% believe Sarah Palin is qualified to be president. I wish the aliens would come already. 

Your Door Definitely Just Felt Me Up

Amsterdamn designer Naomi Thellier de Poncheville decided that doors aren't friendly/creepy enough for her taste and decided that we need more android affection when we're leaving or coming into a room. The perfect answer? A metal hand. Let the door humping commence. 

Now I'll Never Get A Job

PhotoSketch: Internet Image Montage from Tao Chen on Vimeo.

Now these brilliant folks have created PhotoSketch. Well, not that I can do a damn thing in Photoshop anyway. It's like a weird cult where I don't like orange Kool-Aid

Oh who am I kidding, I love orange!

This Shoe Is Made Of Sex

Architect Julian Hakes of London has designed this kind of awesome high heel from carbon fiber lined with rubber on the bottom and leather on the top. It's neat...plus 4.

Need: Human Ingredient Tee

So this is a tee shirt (clothing) that lists all of our ingredients (things) that make us up. Mine would be slightly similar except it would say:

90% awesome
6% sex
3.4% cheese
0.6% urine

I think that adds up to 100, if not...I'm either slightly more or less of a man than you are.

Prince of Persia Poster: Eh

So here's Disney's first posters for Prince of Persia. Generally speaking, I'm all for the super clean typefaces and stuff. I just don't know if it works here. It feels kind of Mickey Mouse presents 300.

Worst/Creepiest Retro Ads

Retro Comedy has compiled their list of the creepiest vintage ads ever. This one isn't as creepy as it is flat out awesome. I think we should revert to this methodology. I would totally design ads for Lane Bryant if I could be more honest. Or if they gave me potato chips. Check out the list here

Tart Cards! Text Made Sleazy

Wallpaper has a brilliant gallery of prostitute advertising cards designed by Londoners featuring various fonts and all their naughtiness. Check out the site here Helvetica is one skanky chick.

Thanks to Emily for the tip!