Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Truly Shocking News: Ricky Martin's A Gay


In today's most truly earth-shattering news, Ricky Martin has stepped out of his boa-draped, glittery closet and admitted he may indeed be a homosexual. My jaw dropped to the floor of course. Never in a million years would I have believed that the rugged, manly man (see picture above) could be gay. I just don't buy it. That and mayonnaise, just don't like the stuff.

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