Epically Awful: Chubby Homo With Target Agenda

Yeah, it's pretty amazing. And by amazing I mean...I watched 30 seconds of it and decided to let you, the people, react instead of me.

Aside from that chubby homo title. That was a little catty.

Rawr.

He Prefers The Boys: Eddie Long

Well my home state is all in the news of the gay world this week. We found out that someone in the camp of Saxby Chambliss was responsible for a ridiculous homophobic comment on a website and now one of our most prominent "men of God" has yet another lawsuit on his hands.

Apparently Long used his position of power and the words of his favorite imaginary friend (ie scripture) to coerce young males into sexual acts. This is another one of those famous "Gay people are evil horrible creatures" in the public then they're off to the local gloryhole to contemplate their hypocrisy while smoking some meat pole.

I'm not sure how many of these geniuses it will take for mainstream america to understand that obviously homosexuality is something that isn't prevalent only among the democrats or city dwellers. It is indeed just part of the human condition and these weasel-y people who claim otherwise are simply uncomfortable in their own skins – and often prefer those of other boys.  

How Do We Feel? Karate Ads

I wonder how differently my life would have turned out if my dad didn't put me in a dress as a punishment for acting girly...and sent me to karate. I could have biceps...and have lost my virginity at a much younger age. Hmm, on second thought, I support these terrible ads.