BlogWorld: Douches of Grindr

For you homos out there, you know how awful some of the jackasses on the app are. Here's a blog that just points it out a bit further. Check out all the douchebaggery hereish.

We Are Doing Well

Just imagine how much better it will get soon! We won't need to waste letters for things like 'sober', we can just go sbr and I'm will sure as shit not have an apostrophe in it when we are done.

Where Children Sleep

James Mollison created this stirring project on children's rights utilizing various children from around the world and the bedroom's they call their own. Some pretty heavy and gorgeous stuff.

This post is for you, Emily.

Check out the rest here

This is Our Mom, She's Hot

Like, oven-baked hot. From the cupcakes.

Check out the fake-tan awesome-ness here.

Congrats Gay British Celibates!

If you are a British gay man *and* you haven't had sex in ten years (which means, I suppose that you're only gay-ish that way), you can now give blood! So go save lives and butts.

Read more here.

Epically Awful: Chubby Homo With Target Agenda

Yeah, it's pretty amazing. And by amazing I mean...I watched 30 seconds of it and decided to let you, the people, react instead of me.

Aside from that chubby homo title. That was a little catty.

Rawr.

Not Surprising: Chick-fil-A are homophobes

I suppose this gets filed under "duh" but chick-fil-a has as good as come out and said "NAYYY" to us homos. Their center called WinShape, which is ran by the company's charitable branch has openly said they will deny entry to any homosexual couple.

When asked for a black or white answer the company said, quote:

"We do not accept homosexual couples because of the statement in our contract."

You can read the full story here. Dammit, I like their hashbrowns for breakfast. No more though. They shall not tell me I can't get married then attempt to give me a coronary. 

The Apocalypse Is Nigh

Just in case God didn't hate us enough for inventing the Snuggie, now there's some electric version of the crap. I can only hope that everyone who buys one of these wears them through puddles.

Zap.

American Foreign Policy...

is now available as a Facebook game.

The American Entrepreneurial Spirit

A girl cant be widdout her hurr did, y'all. No seriously, you should have at least got two dear, where's your self respect?

Milla Jovovich Talks RE:4, Makes Me Sad

Milla Jovovich Video Interview RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE from ColliderVideos on Vimeo.

I'm a total sad geek for planning on seeing this first thing this weekend, but part of the interview made me quite worried about it (not like I'm expecting the next American Beauty going in or anything). Milla talks about how they've brought Alice "back down" from the pupil-dilating, everything drops dead and gives me an erection bad-assery to the "navy seal" level.

That's not what I was hoping for, for shame Resident Evil, for shame. 

I Need To Be Productive

Instead of using Netflix this much. Really, you'd imagine I didn't do anything else...


*UPDATED* I don't do anything else. That's right.

Try To Suffer Through

There has never been anything more convincing of these crazies cause like the eloquent answer that was:

"Yeah, just restoring honor and freedom and kind of help the, you know, the white house people to understand that, you know, we need to, um, you know, we need to work for, you know, freedom and you know. And it's just because things that are going on in the White House right now are just absolutely insane. And then, you know, it's it's becoming, you know, it's just America is kinda becoming more, you know, Communist, you know, Socialist, it's crazy."

Well, I, you know, have been convinced, you know.

Boycott? Target Supports Anti-Gay Candidate

We have two wars still going on years after no one cares what even happens in the area, a recession that shows no sign of leaving for months if not years to come and Republicans dressing up as tea partiers (and not the Alice in Wonderland kind). So it seems odd to me that a candidate could even reasonably be worried about whether or not the homos next door can perform their sodomy in a legally binding sense. That, however, is exactly what Republican Tom Emmer is basing part of his campaign on in the Minnesota gubernatorial race.

So logically, Target, home of the gay budget shoppers everywhere decides to throw $150,000 his way to help out his campaign.

Wait, what?

Considering nearly everything I have bought in the last 3 years has come from Target or Ikea it would really pinch my purse strings to avoid shopping there, but this is absolutely ludicrous. Dear Target sirs and madams. How about you go fund a candidate vowing to get rid of stupid people. Oh that's right, you'd be out of business.

/rant.

Republican

That is all.

"Dancing On My Own" The Inescapably Sad Acoustic Version

The whole upbeat thing usually keeps the uber-sadness from getting to you in the released track. This is just depressing. However, she has been, since I was twelve, one of the most insanely talented women in the business and I just wish upon wish she'd show her amazing face in Atlanta. Unfortunately for us, we blow.

This Does Penis Damage

This literal torture device was created and distributed during the World Cup this year in South Africa as an anti-rape tool for women in the country. South Africa has some of the highest rape rates in the world and it's believed that 16% of the population has AIDS.

The device has a row of spike like objects that latch onto the penis when penetration occurs. If a man tries to get fresh with an unwilling lady, he will be in much pain and it can only safely be removed by a doctor.

Just one more reason for me to be afraid of vaginas. But kudos. That's taking matters and your safety into your own....well doing it yourself. I hope men down there will be too afraid of ladies packing this punch and learn to masturbate like normal people.

This....Isn't A Joke

Like, this lady is for real. She wants you to give her money for whatever it is that she does. Shit, I could be rich, I only need an inflatable toilet seat, a dance belt and a tube of chapstick.

But for seriously, go pay this woman and let me know exactly what happens.

NOOO! Rue McClanahan Died :(

Everyone's favorite southern hussy Blanche Devereaux has passed away today at the age of 76. McClanahan died from a massive stroke. This leaves Betty White as the sole surviving member of The Golden Girls. My entire gay world has been put into yet more shambles. Best wishes to the family, we have lost a truly wonderful talent.

Blog World: I Park Like An Idiot

Have you ever had to deal with someone not being able to park? (Have you ever been to Atlanta?) if you answered "yes" to the latter, we now know your answer to the former. Well, next time you see some idiot who can't manage just snap a photo and send it to "I Park Like An Idiot". Then we can all look at this photo and say "yes, yes they do" and be on our merry, parkable ways.

Check it out here.