He Prefers The Boys: Eddie Long

Well my home state is all in the news of the gay world this week. We found out that someone in the camp of Saxby Chambliss was responsible for a ridiculous homophobic comment on a website and now one of our most prominent "men of God" has yet another lawsuit on his hands.

Apparently Long used his position of power and the words of his favorite imaginary friend (ie scripture) to coerce young males into sexual acts. This is another one of those famous "Gay people are evil horrible creatures" in the public then they're off to the local gloryhole to contemplate their hypocrisy while smoking some meat pole.

I'm not sure how many of these geniuses it will take for mainstream america to understand that obviously homosexuality is something that isn't prevalent only among the democrats or city dwellers. It is indeed just part of the human condition and these weasel-y people who claim otherwise are simply uncomfortable in their own skins – and often prefer those of other boys.  

Oklahomans Are Upset At Jesus'....Stomach?

This ten-foot tall crucifix in a Catholic church in Oklahoma seems to be causing quite the stir (I can't possibly imagine why). Many are pointing out the obvious, that Jesus looks like he is super, very excited to die for our sins...and that he has such a giant dong. The church faculty, however, is saying that the area in question is indeed just the Lord and Savior's super ripped abs.

Several people have left the church over the piece, while others seem to be completely ok with the seemingly bonerific death scene. The artist (bless her heart) apparently has not left a comment on the matter.

I'm Behind, But Jennifer Knapp....Congrats

Christian singer Jennifer Knapp has made the announcement this past week that she is a lesbian. Knapp rose to stardom in the Christian music scene with her debut album Kansas. When I was in high school, and trying to figure out how to go about living, I dipped into the Christian music scene. Knapp's gorgeous voice and obvious passion lent a sense of immediacy and connection that I had not felt with any other artist in the genre. I became an instant fan. As I grew up and realized that the Christian life was not only not for me but shunned me at every turn, I began to stop listening to the music associated with it. I never forgot how her music gave me chills at times, though.

I'm very happy for Jennifer in her decision to be honest with her fan base, regardless of the obvious threats it brings to her career in the CCM market. She, however, is going to be touring with Lilith Fair, so surely she will find many more people who can connect with her outside of the market she's in.

Best of luck Jennifer, I'm ecstatic you can be honest with yourself and the world and continue with your loving relationship.

Westboro Finds Something Else God Hates

Fred Phelps and his satanic cult of a family over at Westboro Baptist have found yet another thing that God doesn't care for. Of course it's mostly related to the gays, but it's slightly different, in that it has a vagina.

In other news, their signs are getting better. Good for them. And the evil Christian of doom looks fierce.

Sorry for being rather late on delivering this news, you know me. lazy.

She's Back: America's Best Christian

"I don't have furniture that's that new." but no seriously, I worked with a Mormon she carried bits of human heart around. True story, or it was a salad.

Let's Go To Church: Gay 'Exorcism'

Sorry for the intermittent blogging folks, been a bit busy these past few days. Tonight we look at one of the several reasons Aaron is questioning the work of Christians. Just watch, no words needed. Except: Lemon Sherbet.

World Religion And The Half Blood Prince

Ugh, I think you'll have to click it to actually be able to read it...stupid Blogger site. Anyway, I was perusing the interwebs when I stumbled upon this gem. I wrote some fan fic one time. It was passed on something about how Ron and Harry don't do THAT with their wands...