This Is So Old, But Make Your Sex More Pork Scented

This just gives "squeal like a pig" a whole new meaning. However, that marketing writes itself.

Gives J&D a call.
Yes, that's right, Burt Reynolds has endorsed it.

Thanks to Cisco for insisting upon this, because this is everyday activity in Texas.

That Explains It!

I have been constantly pondering all the reasons I've been packing on pounds. Thankfully, this delightful site reminded me. It also made me a little nauseous. And by nauseous, I mean hungry. Gah. I want some bacon. This Is Why You're Fat

Thanks to Emily for reminding me of this, over bacon and eggs.

Oh Sweet! My waistline will thank me.

So, one of the neatest things ever has come up on my radar. It's a bubble gun, which by itself would be wholly unremarkable. This one, however, has bacon flavored bubbles. Supposedly, the makers claim this is a perfect toy for your dog me.

To which I reply "A toy? Why, good sirs and madams, don't you mean a delicious low-fat never ending buffet?"

Check out the actual product site here. That way you can buy it for your best friend's birthday, which is next month. *hint*hint*