Noot D'Noot Teaches you Feelings

Yeah, I appreciate them. So did Jesus before he, ya know, went to Burger King and got lost so long ago.

Marvel Minimalist Posters = Win

Spider man spider man does that shit that a spider does. Climbs up buildings and wears some tights. Look out! dannnahhhddunn dun bump

Precisely how it goes.

check them out here

Will Have: Steampunk Wedding Cake

So if the man and I can ever get married, I'm going to have a steampunk cake much like this one. However, instead of gears, I think I'll have mechanical balls all over it. Simply to hammer home the homo thing, in case the two guys at the altar didn't clue folks in.

Speaking of Size

Here's a series of fun artsy things done by a person who is apparently French because the website is either in French or I have taken ecstasy. It's a weird side effect, I know but....Je ne donne pas une merde.

Check out the rest here

Art of SHADOWY DOOOM. Or Just Shadows

In the most not-like-me artform news of the day (my shadow puppet bunnies look something akin to this:)

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...on a good day...

Check out the shadowy goodness here. 

here's some

Tuscan Raider Booty: Star Wars Pinups

So is it homoerotic to take predominately male characters and turn them into sexy girls? If so I'm pasting my face all over some random porn chick pics and spreading them about the interwebs.

Ohh boooyyyss.

Check out the rest of the awesome approximately here.

Not New, But Awesome Dragonette "Fixin To Thrill"

I know I know, sometimes you're thinking "but Aaron you're so cutting edge, how can you not be on the...cutting edge of...everything?" To which I answer cutting edges are sharp. That's why they cut things, with their edges.

Having said all those eloquent things, Martina Sorbara's awesome dancey project Dragonette have been being awesome since last year and I just recently got into them. You should too

Also, sorry for the insane lack of blogging, I'm sure at least two of you were crying due to my absence. It's ok teddy bear, no one will ever leave you alone again I promise. And if your name were Baby, I'd never let anyone put you in a corner, unless you were being punished for you know like spilling milk or something, then I'd really be obligated, because cow teats are important parts of life.

Will Keep In Mind...

You may has to clicks it to makes it biggerns than it are right now.

I'm not too terribly sure how completely fracked up english is relative to typography, but it just felt right, so I went with it. That's how I usually end up with my pants around my ankles in the mall.

FALL MIX! Download Now!

So I (finally) put together a new mix of pure awesome. Follow the link and check it out. Then let me know what you think of course!

Since my last one got pulled rather quickly, we're going to not mention who's on it and so forth, see if that helps (check the second image for the full line-up though). If it gets yanked, just let me know and we will remedy that situation.

Download here: A Lesson in Obscurity

Colored Pencil Scupltures - Neato

Artist Jennifer Maestre creates these ornate sculptures out of colored pencils. Children of the world have less colored pencils to work with. Visionary or Villain? Next on Sick Sad World.

No, they're totally awesome. Check out some more here.

Yes, I'm aware it takes you to Women's Day. As a gay man who prefers night, I'm not sure how I ended up on there either.

Simple, Awesome Star Wars Posters

Andy Helms has done a series of very similar but quite clever Star Wars posters for episodes 4, 5 and 6 of the franchise. I'm jealous-y, because I can't draw a gorramn thing in illustrator. Check out the others over here on Laughing Squid

Need: Buffy Edition Jones Soda

So Jones soda, in an effort to become even cooler than they already are, is celebrating the Buffyverse by releasing a limited edition run of Buffy season 8 sodas in six different flavors. I need one of each, I expect them in the mail soon. Before he got fat I wanted to taste Xander's strawberries in real life anyway. It's time to live vicariously people.

The United States of Star Wars

For everyone who has ever pondered the corresponding Star Wars lore geographic location to their state, there is this lovely guide to show you. In the forefront of the news world: Georgia is Taris. Bastilla saved us from some racer thugs, or was it the other way around?

Regardless, check out the full list herehttp://wedgeantilles.tumblr.com/swusa.

Addictive: Tone Matrix

I seriously just spent far too long sitting there going, "damn I'm gonna be the next Lady Gaga, but without all that ugly". Check out the matrix here and play til your heart's content.

How Does One Get to That Deluxe Apartment?

Some genius (we use that term a lot here) decided to come up with some pretty awesome Google map directions to get you through your favorite songs and TV themes. This route, for example, is exactly what Wheezy did. Bless her heart. Check out some more over in this direction here. Ah, you see what I did there? I used the word direction while talking about maps. It's quality stuff like this that keeps you people reading.

Bad Ass: Block = Gun

How sexy is that? This puzzle block, when disassembled, turns into a fully functional .45 caliber pistol complete with laser site. Given that I'm actually on a James Bond kick I have my perfect pew pew accessory. Make it so readers, make it so.

Julia Stiles Heads To Dexter

Since Dexter may be in need of a lady friend (since SPOILERS IF FOR SOME FUCKING REASON YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED DEXTER, NO WAIT, I'LL AVOID THEM) Julia Stiles is heading to season 5 of Showtime's awesome sauce drama for ten episodes. I am looking forward to this, yes.

Hell Yes: LOST Tarot Cards

I lied, this totally fixes all my earlier problems. Flickr user  Alex Griendling (gravitybomb) has designed a series of LOST inspired "tarot" cards that scream awesome from every pore. I had a terrible time determining which one to use as the main picture. I decided to go for the character who had the most potential and the show completely squandered just because he went through puberty. The rest are freaking brilliant, check them all out here. 

Awesome: Pixels

Yes, I'm aware this is on like every website ever since the dawn of man, but with good reason. Patrick Jean put together this rather neato short involving videogames that even I don't remember all of (and I'm old). Watch, enjoy, quake in fear next time you play Tetris.

(Not Really A Blog)World: Before I Die...

So I stumbled upon this rather fun site with a vast collection of Polaroids of various people in different cities around the world (somehow Atlanta made the list). I spent a little too long seeing how creative/shallow/creallow/or generally boring some people decide to be when asked the question what they want to do with their lives. Feel free to entertain/sleep over here at the site itself.