Mr. Bucket Was A Dirty Old Man

So let's get this straight. Nowhere in development, creative meetings, writing or recording this tune did anyone at this company think that a middle-aged sounding bucket singing "your balls pop out of my mouth" was in anyway an inappropriate sentiment?

In other news, as a child I REALLY wanted a Mr. Bucket. (unrelated of course)

Top Ten Toys To Make You Gay

Liquid Generation has compiled this list of the 10 gayest toys ever. Surprisingly enough, I didn't have a single one of these. However, I did sneak time with my cousin's pogo ball. The TOY, perv.

Thanks to Cisco for the tip, who knows all about the homosexuality.

Oh Sweet! My waistline will thank me.

So, one of the neatest things ever has come up on my radar. It's a bubble gun, which by itself would be wholly unremarkable. This one, however, has bacon flavored bubbles. Supposedly, the makers claim this is a perfect toy for your dog me.

To which I reply "A toy? Why, good sirs and madams, don't you mean a delicious low-fat never ending buffet?"

Check out the actual product site here. That way you can buy it for your best friend's birthday, which is next month. *hint*hint*