Hero: 10 Year Old With More Sense Than Most of America

>So, I always hated the entire forced pledge thing. It felt like we were being brainwashed...to be patriotic zombies. In space. Watch it and remember that this kid has more balls than 90% of us. 

So the damn thing insists on having two of itself. Fine CNN, go for the overkill.

When Fat People Get Poor

They apparently buy more candy to get in worse shape! CNN.com posted this video showing how during economic crunches, people are flocking to candy instead of doing their own. Just what America needs! At the same time, I suppose it's nice to see something doing well. Gah. If Wonka only was single... and gay....and huge.

Btw check out the super-posed candy interview lady. She loves flutter sleeves. They are just "like so fab"