Will Have: Steampunk Wedding Cake

So if the man and I can ever get married, I'm going to have a steampunk cake much like this one. However, instead of gears, I think I'll have mechanical balls all over it. Simply to hammer home the homo thing, in case the two guys at the altar didn't clue folks in.

Quote of the Week

Who is this Liz Feldman person? I would look her up...but that would require effort. And I'm just amazed I actually got on to blog today, so let's not stress my abilities out ok?

I want bacon.

Prop 8 Ruled Unconstitutional

Well well, look at that. Someone in the state of California realizes that any law that denies citizens basic human rights is indeed unconstitutional. Fear not, Sarah Palin and her band of "mama grizzlies" will soon sound off on this and the answer will involve something about Russia and cubs and the liberal college of arts, I mean media.

But no, of course this ruling will be swiftly appealed by those crazy ass Christians who really can't focus on bettering the world through the actual things that Christ talked about and feel the need to stick their hypocritical fingers in everyone else's business.

Keep in mind, dear reader, that simply by visiting this site you're well above the average American citizen in nearly every respect, except perhaps gun ownership, or Glen Beck viewing records.

/rant

Cindy McCain Does Mouth-Covering Pro Gay Stuff

Wife of Republican senator John McCain, Cindy, has done one of the bazillion NOH8 images. This marks kind a big deal in all seriousness, perhaps other Republicans will realize that us butt humpers aren't the worst problem in the world. Bad hair is.

Kudos Cindy, I'm sure you can also work this somehow to become more wealthy. If you do, more power to you.

Gays, No Way. You're Not Related So It's Wrong

Just because why not. Surprisingly both NY and California are on the list of those that let us cousins marry. I thought that was just here.

We got a lovely chip and dip when I got married to Sue Beth.

Hero: 10 Year Old With More Sense Than Most of America

>So, I always hated the entire forced pledge thing. It felt like we were being brainwashed...to be patriotic zombies. In space. Watch it and remember that this kid has more balls than 90% of us. 

So the damn thing insists on having two of itself. Fine CNN, go for the overkill.

Brilliantly Done

Republicans, take note.

How Progressive! DOJ Upholds DOMA

The Department of Justice issued a brief defending the Defense of Marriage Act. I thought this administration was supposed to be the opposite of W. Comparing gay marriage to that of an "uncle and niece"? That's classy.

Too Delightful: Betty Bowers Explains Marriag

I don't know who she is, but if there's a snow storm tonight, she's going on my tires.

Oh you see what I did there? I made a gay movie joke with a gay marriage post. I'm such a princess. help me

Giant Gay Repellant Umbrella

A Gaythering Storm from Jane Lynch

2 or 3 of my favorite actors/comedians took part in this Funny or Die skit mocking the National Marriage...of Testtube babies? Um, some conservative groups over the top attack on us homosexuals trying to have stable relationships. Oooh and George Takei is there....but so is Lance Bass. It's still funny.