I Saw His Balls!

Scissor Sisters News has returned to at least a (moderately) entertaining format after last time's awful installment full of Katy Perry and Adam Lambert (gross). Dave Grohl explains his lawsuit for having to witness Mr. Shears' testicular glory.

How Does This Make You Feel? Jake Shears

So the Scissor Sisters' main man is shirtless on the cover of the newest Tetu magazine. Yes, he's quite fit. Yes, he's insanely talented musically. Is he hot though? I need time to mull this over. Someone bring me a ham.