(Not As) Random Hot: Alex O'Loughlin

Since I've posted about him like 3467 times, it's not really random anymore. But he's pretty. And has an accent. My Christmas list has been made

Speaking of Mario...

Here's the gay leather version. See, I can relate posts...with abs.

Random Hot: Diego Boneta

Apparently he's on some show or another, to which I counter with "oh".

Chris Evans Does GQ

There really wasn't too much to say. Here's Chris Evans being all sexy and stuff in GQ.

So yeah. That happened.

Random Hot: Daniel Garofali

That's him. He's pretty.  That's all there really is to say? He was photographed by Sonny Tong, that's something else. And he's fit. Let's look at him more.

See?

Random Hot: Andrew Ramming (yes really)

Since we are on a random shirtless man spree (in cake and photography form), here is Mr. Ramming (best porn name ever for a non porn star) who sells British underwear.

Very well.

Random Hot: Marlon Teixeria

It's a sexy Brazilian. I suppose that's enough said about that.

Random Hot: Paul Wagner

Yeah, he does ze porno films. I'm sure his mom is proud. I am.

One Of The Better Superbowl Commercials

Ever.

I love Doritos.

Moving To Australia...

I hear they keep these there...

Random Hot: AJ Pack

 

Yeah, that's nice. Give me a few minutes, I'll return.

Chris Evans + Evan Rachel Wood

Make me want to (chest) buy something..I'm not sure what it (chest) is they're peddling...

Chest. Chest.

The Only Reason To Watch CBS

Is, unbelievably, a remake of Hawaii 5-0. God bless Alex O'Loughlin. and baby platypi. They need all the help they can get.

Good Gravy Cakes...

To quote a completely unrelated item from Miss Rachel Tensions, "I don't know who he is, but if there's a snow storm tonight, he's going on my tires."

But....we do know who he is. His name is Matthieu, and....he's like Mr. Gay September for...something, it's like in Spanish or French, or Krypton. I can't tell.

Random Hot: Alessandro Calza

He's Italian. He looks like that. Good enough, yes?

Body: Confusion, Confusion: Body

So Zac Efron went swimming with his absolutely mind-boggling (how is it possible?) sex appeal. These are pictures that confuse me and my genitals. THIS is the lesbian looking person from the High School Musicals. I need time to think.

How Does This Make You Feel? Jake Shears

So the Scissor Sisters' main man is shirtless on the cover of the newest Tetu magazine. Yes, he's quite fit. Yes, he's insanely talented musically. Is he hot though? I need time to mull this over. Someone bring me a ham.

Bearded Men Watch Jake Gyllenhaal Bleed, Look Good

Here's yet another production still from The Prince of Persia movie. I'm 100% sure that by this point we've seen all the key shirtless scenes in photo form, so going to the movie will be wholly unnecessary. Having said that, look at those abs...and chest...and arms...and face...and stuff....

I Should Watch Animal Planet

Apparently this droolworthy individual hosts a show or something. I didn't read the details. Quick someone IMDB Dave Salmoni. Let me know how that turns out.

...because you know he was photographed by Durand...and shit.

I Would Just Feel Irresponsible Not Posting This

Yeah.

No, you missed the point, scroll back up.

Yeah.

So this is Adam Coussins, apparently. I shall call him Hotness McHottiepants of Hottville. (or Hotness McHottiepants of Hottville for short)

So there are more here. This is NSFW unless your boss likes you looking at insanely sexy man booty.