(Not As) Random Hot: Alex O'Loughlin

Since I've posted about him like 3467 times, it's not really random anymore. But he's pretty. And has an accent. My Christmas list has been made

Speaking of Mario...

Here's the gay leather version. See, I can relate posts...with abs.

Random Hot: Diego Boneta

Apparently he's on some show or another, to which I counter with "oh".

Soldiers Sing-Along With Britney

So it's not amazingly entertaining...but they're rather pretty

and it goes all full-blown porno at 1:25, and I appreciate. but I never told you that.

Shh.

Chris Evans Does GQ

There really wasn't too much to say. Here's Chris Evans being all sexy and stuff in GQ.

So yeah. That happened.

Who Wants To See Me Do My Penguin?

Method Shapeshifting with Marshall Allman from Janina Gavankar

Aw, True Blood. You amuse me.

This video is slightly (yes) NSFW due to naked boys, pubes and humping.
God, that's the best sentence I've ever typed on here.

Random Hot: Daniel Garofali

That's him. He's pretty.  That's all there really is to say? He was photographed by Sonny Tong, that's something else. And he's fit. Let's look at him more.

See?

Aaron Has A Crush On...

on a documentarian with a handlebar moustache.

That's just how it is ok.

More Videos To Appease the Gays

They're half naked, even if some look like shaved cats. ::gives Cisco the eye:: happy?!

One Of The Better Superbowl Commercials

Ever.

I love Doritos.

Moving To Australia...

I hear they keep these there...

The Only Reason To Watch CBS

Is, unbelievably, a remake of Hawaii 5-0. God bless Alex O'Loughlin. and baby platypi. They need all the help they can get.

Good Gravy Cakes...

To quote a completely unrelated item from Miss Rachel Tensions, "I don't know who he is, but if there's a snow storm tonight, he's going on my tires."

But....we do know who he is. His name is Matthieu, and....he's like Mr. Gay September for...something, it's like in Spanish or French, or Krypton. I can't tell.

Random Hot: Alessandro Calza

He's Italian. He looks like that. Good enough, yes?

Body: Confusion, Confusion: Body

So Zac Efron went swimming with his absolutely mind-boggling (how is it possible?) sex appeal. These are pictures that confuse me and my genitals. THIS is the lesbian looking person from the High School Musicals. I need time to think.

Awesome: Lego Printer

This does far better than mine. I don't have little yellow shirtless men slaving away every time I go to print things. This has become unacceptable. I demand something more...acceptable. I am not accepting applications for shirtless men to print things for me.

Email me for details and shirtless requirements.

Phasers To Stunning Indeed!

It's apparently a ridiculous product kind of night. Since I have nothing really better to do than to scour the depths of the internet for all the useless in the world.

The second entry today is Shirtless Kirk cologne. The only kind of cologne a gay Trekkie would wear. I do feel, however, that it is important to note that Kirk never looked like that. Unless it's some weird bukkake fan art.

You can, regardless, buy it here.

How Does This Make You Feel? Jake Shears

So the Scissor Sisters' main man is shirtless on the cover of the newest Tetu magazine. Yes, he's quite fit. Yes, he's insanely talented musically. Is he hot though? I need time to mull this over. Someone bring me a ham.

Bearded Men Watch Jake Gyllenhaal Bleed, Look Good

Here's yet another production still from The Prince of Persia movie. I'm 100% sure that by this point we've seen all the key shirtless scenes in photo form, so going to the movie will be wholly unnecessary. Having said that, look at those abs...and chest...and arms...and face...and stuff....

I Should Watch Animal Planet

Apparently this droolworthy individual hosts a show or something. I didn't read the details. Quick someone IMDB Dave Salmoni. Let me know how that turns out.

...because you know he was photographed by Durand...and shit.